Earlier this week, a woman was arrested for trying to eat a baby’s arm.
You know back in the day, all we had to worry about was kids being kidnapped. Now, parents have to worry about somebody looking at my child and wondering if he or she thinks like the Coyote from Looney tunes. Bottom line, we need to remind people that eating human beings is wrong. I can’t believe I just made that statement. Now, if it were a tiger that would be different. That tiger was just being a tiger. The woman who tried to eat the kid should be locked up. Of course behavior like this only justifies the CDC’s procedures on how to handle a Zombie attack. May be the women was a zombie.
Lastly, I just got a call from a friend and she tells me that a guy whom she has had a thing for text her last night. In the text, he asked her if she wanted to sleep with him to tonight. Now one of this girl’s female friends called the dude a jerk for sending the message. What makes him a jerk? All she had to do was say no. I said that to say this. If it is a guy that makes a statement like that to a girl, the guy is shunned upon. If a woman makes the same statement, more than half the time, the guy is accused of being stupid for not acting on the request. Just a thought.