So she let him embrace and then kiss her. She closed her eyes, climbed on top of him, and imagined herself riding Jake on a deserted white beach, nineteen years old to his twenty-one. She came while imagining Miles watching them, furiously, through binoculars, from a distant pedalo.

 

The Dursleys Talk Dirty: the Top 10 Most Memorable “Adult” Moments in The Casual Vacancy.

” Miles is this woman’s husband, the man she is actually having sex with in this passage. Jake is a handsome and much younger member of an unnamed boy band. I had to look up a pedalo and it is a paddle boat.”

- Library Journal

Ok, what kind of endurance does this guy have? Anyway, if anybody wants me to do a public reading from this book, I am in. Why? Because, if Seth Macfarlane’s interpretation of Morgan Freeman reading from the book, 50 Shades of Grey sounds that good. Then I want to skip the “middle man” and do the same. Yes, I said it.  I want my voice to personify or project a certain demure while reading a sex novel. I am laughing, but I am also serious. It will help me build my confidence as a public speaker.

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